Diego Hargreeves (
knife_bender) wrote2021-02-14 07:48 am
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Totally Fancy Restaurant | Annie's Baltimore | Sunday Night | NFB
This had been the first time Diego had a girlfriend on Valentine's Day and he wasn't going to let any lingering awkwardness from last week prevent him from going all out for it. The restaurant had items on the menu Diego couldn't pronounce which is how he knew it was fancy. Luckily it was a place that just required you to look nice but not force a tie on you. That was just one thing he refused to do after being forced to wear one for seventeen years.
"You know, it wasn't as complicated as I thought it would be to get a reservation in a specific restaurant in a specific universe," Diego said as he tried to find something in English on the menu.
Honestly it was easy to check to make sure it was the correct one if you dropped a 'Hey, was the latest Homelander movie any good?' to the person you were talking to on the phone and if they responded in kind you knew you got it right.
[For the girl! And now NSFW]
"You know, it wasn't as complicated as I thought it would be to get a reservation in a specific restaurant in a specific universe," Diego said as he tried to find something in English on the menu.
Honestly it was easy to check to make sure it was the correct one if you dropped a 'Hey, was the latest Homelander movie any good?' to the person you were talking to on the phone and if they responded in kind you knew you got it right.
[For the girl! And now NSFW]

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This was what she got for wanting to do something fancy. They should've just, like, stayed in and ordered a heart-shaped pizza.
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Get ready for him to say that at least a million more times.
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Also, you know, she could say it again now, too, and so she added, "And I love you," as she went up onto her toes to kiss him. Just a quick kiss, okay. And then they could keep running before the cops decided to check to see if any of those gunmen went out the back.
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"You know, they really should get someone in here," Annie observed, following along to the car. "It's really lucky we happened to be here." Even if, in hindsight, she suspected none of those people back there had ever been in danger of much more than losing their fur coats or diamonds or giant bags of money with dollar signs on the side, or whatever other things rich people typically carried around with them.
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The car wasn't too far away luckily, but it was far enough that he wasn't worried about cops trying to search for any lingering bad guys. Diego didn't even bother playing coy, just immediately unlocking the door to the backseat.
Between the I love you's and watching Annie fight there was just absolutely no way he was patient enough to make it back to the island.
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It was probably fairly easy to guess as to what she had to tell him. She wasn't going to get sick of saying it for awhile. Probably ever.
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"I love you." Annie got to say it first this time! Even as she was reaching for him, because, like, they really needed to be closer now that they weren't worried about gunfire.
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This way was kind of better.
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Also it had turned out to be a surprisingly useful move, so she was kind of proud of herself for pulling it off.
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Luckily his car was old timey and had a huge backseat.
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Ah, yes, practical sex. Everyone's favorite.
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This position alone was a positive of car sex, even if it wasn't practical.
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Which made it different from every other day of the year in...exactly no way.
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The clothing removal will probably have to be minimal and require some resituating which was a con of car sex but oh well. They could fully undress when they got home.
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