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A bar in Baltimore | Friday Night

Diego was a pretty simple guy. He didn't require anyone to go all out for a bachelor party, which was why he was fairly confident Luther could pull it off without it being a complete disaster.

There was a bar. There was karaoke at said bar, and the added benefit of there being arcade games at said bar. Perfect way to get a bunch of dudes hammered the night before a good chunk of them had to leave on a trip overseas.

[For the dudes who better get off their ass and sing. ~~Hold for some OCD~~ We're good to go!]

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You know what? This was a pretty good bachelor party.

And no one was getting shot at! Which, you know, for Danny's life was a win. Hawaii had just broken him, y'all.

"So are you gonna go full Jersey and serenade us with some Springsteen?" Everyone loved a poor rendition of Thunder Road. Everyone.

"There is nothing wrong with some Springsteen." And Danny was nothing if not a New Jersey stereotype on that subject. "It'll be way better than whatever soft rock Steve picks."

"What, like Steely Dan?" Diego asked. "Or worse soft rock?"

"Way worse," Danny replied without hesitation. "So much worse."

"Well if it puts some showmanship into it maybe it won't be that bad." Oh, it could be that bad, Diego.

"Oh, you just wait and see," Danny said with a laugh. "If nothing, it'll be entertaining. Like a train wreck."

"I think a lot of this is going to be trainwreck-y," Diego admitted. "We had to take dance lessons as kids, not singing lessons."

"...are we going to get a dance number?"

You know, if it was Footloose, it'd be pretty great.

Did he look like he'd been spit on by a pseudo-sibling?

"Saving that for the actual wedding," Diego assured him. "Annie would hate to miss out on the dancing."

"Well, I'm sure enough alcohol will keep the singing from sounding too bad." Well. "For us, at least."

"My musical choices are amazing!" Steve yelled from wherever he was in the bar. This blasphemy will not stand, Daniel.

"You should be ashamed of your musical choices!" Totally normal to shout back across the bar.

"Stop shaming me!"

Super normal.

"It's the only way you'll learn!"

Sorry, Diego.

"I don't want to learn!"

Truer words never spoken, Steve.

Very, very true.

"Shocking! I'm shocked!"

"You don't seem that shocked!"

For the love of God, boys, move closer.

And ruin the vibe? Never!

"Maybe because I've met you?"

"That can't be it," Steve said, rudely eating nachos without offering to share.

"You gonna share or you gonna keep being a pig there?" Daniel, you already knew the answer.

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