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Diego Hargreeves ([personal profile] knife_bender) wrote2021-07-12 06:08 am
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MHA # 2 | Monday Morning

Diego had assumed Annie had gone off on Seven business, so he wasn't expecting her back home any time soon. It was rare that they had actual work to do (aside from filming and interviews), so he was hoping she was enjoying herself.

And then he got a text message from Queen Maeve of all people. He had forgotten Annie had made them do a little phone tree thing after everything that happened last month.

Starlight's boyfriend, tell her she better get her ass here ASAP Ashley is irritating the shit out of me

Diego groaned. Well, fuck.

[Open, sure. Possibly some SP while I figure out wtf happened at work while I was on vacation]
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knife_bender: easystreet (neu: here's how this goes)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, what are you going to do?" Diego asked. "You're not as scary as you think you are."
apocalypsehow: (arms crossed)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, Five was super scary. In his knee socks and fancy boy shorts.

"Try it."
knife_bender: easystreet (pos: look behind)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Diego narrowed his eyes at Five. Sure, there wasn't a hole to jump in right here, but he could be a bitch and try to leave the apartment to find a hole.

Which is exactly what he went to do because you were asking for it, Five.
apocalypsehow: (stop. testing. me)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Five teleported in front of him like a jerk. Which was the reasoning for a lot of his actions, really.
knife_bender: easystreet (neg: just don't)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Who could have seen that coming? "Move, Five."
apocalypsehow: (arms crossed)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely not anyone here! "No. You're not going in a hole like a reckless idiot."
knife_bender: easystreet (pos: eyebrow lift)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can't stand there all day." Diego, why? Why did you do this?
apocalypsehow: (moderately amused)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"True," Five admitted, clearly getting ideas. Diego, you brought this on yourself.
knife_bender: easystreet (neu: trying to big brother)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well Diego was just going to have to reach out to shove Five's shoulder. He chose violence.
apocalypsehow: (I will END you)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That he did.

Five grabbed Diego's wrist to slap a handcuff on it. Where did he even get it? Don't ask dumb questions, that's where.
knife_bender: easystreet (neg: arguing)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You know it said a lot about their family that Diego didn't even question it. Because he too could have handcuffs on him at any given moment.

"Very funny," Diego said, trying to pull his hand away. "Let me go, you little psychopath."
apocalypsehow: (I will END you)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not if you're going to be stupid," Five replied. "Which I know is a struggle for you."

Now to figure out what to hook him to.
knife_bender: ([neu] striped sweater time)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're stupid." Nice comeback.

If he hadn't just gotten up he would have had a knife to threaten the little brat with. This is what he got for getting comfortable and being slightly less paranoid.

So instead he just went to pull Five's hair with a free hand. He was not above playing dirty. He'd bite too if Five got close enough. No qualms about it.
apocalypsehow: (teleporting)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Diego, you knew that Five drew the line at biting! You knew that!

He hissed in annoyance, teleporting them over to the nearest radiator to slap the other half of the cuffs on.
knife_bender: (neg: bout to start something)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, now he was pissed and nauseous. Thanks.

"Five, I'm going to kick your ass!"
apocalypsehow: made by Lylith-st-72 (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Five teleported again, just out of reach. "If you're going to act like a child, you're staying there."
knife_bender: easystreet (neg: just don't)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm acting like a child?" Yes, yes he was. But so was Five! "You can't just keep me here!"
apocalypsehow: (ah!)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I can!" Five shouted back as he disappeared into the kitchen to make Diego a sandwich and find some water for him.

It was peanut butter and marshmallow fluff. Enjoy that.
knife_bender: (neg: sad staring off)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Diego immediately tried pulling on the handcuffs to see if he could break out of them. Then when that didn't work, he started kicking at the radiator like that was somehow going to be easier to break than the handcuffs.

"I'm gonna kill him," Diego mumbled, pulling at the handcuffs again. "I'm going to kill you!"
apocalypsehow: (uhhh what)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are not," Five said, teleporting in and out to deposit a sandwich and some water before Diego could bite him.
knife_bender: easystreet (pos: look behind)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-07-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If Diego wasn't currently seething, he would have thought the sandwich thing was nice. But seeing as he was currently seething he kind of wanted to figure out how he could kill someone with marshmallow fluff.

"I'm going to get out of here." Or maybe he'd be rescued by the one person on the island who was on his himbo level.
apocalypsehow: (moderately amused)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-07-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Five would be so pissed about it.

"Once this is solved, yes," Five assured him, pausing like he thought of something. Then disappeared to hunt down a bucket to place near him as well.

You know. For bathroom times.
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