knife_bender: easystreet (neu: well that's weird)
Diego Hargreeves ([personal profile] knife_bender) wrote2021-04-11 11:44 am
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MHA # 2 | Sunday Evening

The whole family dinner thing had not been Diego's idea. In fact he made it abundantly clear that he thought it would be a disaster. But it was three against one, so Diego ordered a couple pizzas and invited Five and his abomination over to eat with them.

This was the weirdest goddamn weekend.

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knife_bender: (pos: r u srs rn)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-04-12 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
“That is the creepiest fucking thing.” At least Diego was old enough to curse in public.
apocalypsehow: (thinking about stabbing you)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-04-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And they didn't even know about Christopher yet.

"Well, you did goad him," Five said with a sigh. "Are there more margaritas?"

Yes, get your pre-teen brother drunk.
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - sounds fake but okay)

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2021-04-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I made a pitcher. It's in the kitchen." Don't mind how she had a hand up like she was going to blast Tim. It was a reflex thing, okay? And now she was just going to go back to her pizza. "Thought we might need it."

Though she was still watching the twins after that stunt earlier.
Edited 2021-04-12 21:24 (UTC)
knife_lights: ([b] yeah okay I'm listening)

[personal profile] knife_lights 2021-04-12 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm confused--why does Uncle Five get to drink if he's a child?" Ben asked.
apocalypsehow: (drinking a cocktail)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-04-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Five was already teleporting away from the table to grab the pitcher. "Because I'm older than everyone in this room."
knife_lights: ([a] sensitive too)

[personal profile] knife_lights 2021-04-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"But Ben and I are closer to twenty-one, like, physically?" Autumn tried. "So I think we should be allowed to drink, too."

Just putting her opinion out there.
knife_bender: easystreet (pos: encouraging)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-04-12 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can drink underage once you've been through an apocalypse." Which was the closest Diego would ever come to outwardly sympathizing with Five.
Edited 2021-04-12 23:32 (UTC)
apocalypsehow: made by Lylith-st-72 (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-04-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you," Five said, brightening considerably. "You know, it's so nice when the young respect their elders."
knife_lights: ([a] yikes on bikes)

[personal profile] knife_lights 2021-04-13 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Man, I thought it was weird how young Mom and Dad are," Autumn muttered.

Like, Mom probably wasn't old enough to rent a car, sure, but Uncle Five looked like an eighth grader, come on.
knife_bender: easystreet (neu: here's how this goes)

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-04-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, we can't possibly look that much older in the future." If they kept bringing it up, Diego was going to get a complex. Well, another complex.

Maybe the long hair and beard aged him up?
apocalypsehow: (moderately amused)

[personal profile] apocalypsehow 2021-04-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Does he go grey?" Five had to know.
knife_lights: ([a] into this)

[personal profile] knife_lights 2021-04-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
"We really shouldn't say too much," Autumn said, taking a prim bite of pizza. "Paradoxes, you know."
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