MHA #2 | Monday Morning

[knife_bender]

It had been twelve years since Diego spent a lot of time with a sibling and sixteen years since he had dealt with Five. Still, he should have known better than to tease his brother as much as he did about the Peter Pan uniform the island had given him.

When he had walked into his apartment on Monday morning the whole place was wrecked. Anything that had been on a shelf was now on the floor, all of the snacks (that he had specifically bought for that little shit)  were spread out in the kitchen and he was fairly sure Five bought a plant just to knock it over in Diego's living room. 

He stood there for a few moments, looking at the mess, and letting the anger just stew for a moment. Then he took out a knife and started stabbing at one of his couch cushions. 

Better the cushion than his own brother. 

[Post is open and angry lol. Five being an asshole modded with permission]

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[defenderofdesmoines]

Annie watched him, looking unimpressed. "Oh, sure, all better," she said sarcastically, sighing. "Diego, you've got to stop destroying your own stuff when Five pisses you off."

First the coffeemaker, now this.

[knife_bender]

"He wasn't around to throw stuff at," Diego said with a shrug. "But I know."

Look, it had been awhile since he had been angry enough to lash out at something. That was progress, probably due to Annie's influence!

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Throwing stuff at him isn't okay either!" Might as well establish here and now that Annie thought that throwing knives at one's siblings was not an appropriate way of expressing displeasure with them. "I don't think he's going to stop doing things to irritate you," the mess they were standing in being a case in point, "so we have to figure out a constructive way to deal with him."

She just wasn't quite sure what that was yet. But she'd figure it out!

[knife_bender]

Uggggggggh that sounded close to therapy words.

"Can't I just kill him?" Joking. He was joking.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"No. I don't think he'd hold still long enough, anyway," Annie said, and she was actually sort of serious. "Maybe he just needs to know you were kidding about his...outfit."

Which meant that, yes, she thought that Diego should suck it up and apologize first, even though what Five had done was clearly a million times worse.

[knife_bender]

Diego looked at Annie like she had shot him. And he had actually been shot so he knew he what that looked like!

“No.”

[defenderofdesmoines]

Annie held up a hand placatingly. "Listen, I'm not saying you have to be his best friend or to grovel or anything - you're just never going to get an apology out of him, so why not just be the bigger person for your own sake?"

She was aware of how useless this was, but she had to try. It was what she would do, anyway.

[knife_bender]

“There are so many reasons why not,” he said. “It might actually kill me.”

Diego, be more dramatic.

He sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Look, I’m sorry. I can’t.”

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Hey, that's okay." Annie also didn't want to push him too hard on this, even if she really did think it might be good for him to, like, address how he dealt with this sibling - specifically, Five - stuff. "But like...let's find something to do when this kind of thing happens that isn't destructive." Hopefully he was going to be able to use a punching bag again soon. Maybe that'd help.

She reached out to lightly squeeze his arm. "Like, where do you want your new plant to live? It needs to go by a window." And then from there she was going to help start setting this place to rights, because that would also probably help.

[knife_bender]

Diego huffed, but he did relax some at the change of subject. “Better pick a spot where I don’t forget about it.”

There was no such spot.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Maybe in the bedroom?" Annie suggested. Where she would also hopefully see it often enough to make sure it didn't die. "Then when it's warm enough we can put it on one of the balconies."

Sigh, yes, his multiple balconies. Annie liked her tiny apartment but like, Diego's was huge, like Rey's and like Steve and Danny's.

[knife_bender]

Look that giant apartment was coming in handy with all the siblings popping in out of nowhere.

"Bedroom is fine." He had no opinion, really. "If this plant is somehow sentient and attacks me in the night I'm going to be upset."

[defenderofdesmoines]

"It looks like a normal plant, but if that happens, I will totally take the blame," she assured him, eyeing the plant critically. "And I'll protect you from it."

Because more than likely she'd be around at night if he was, based on their recent sleeping habits.