MHA #2 Sunday Morning

[knife_bender]

Yesterday had been uneventful for Diego, and he only minimally teased Annie about somehow getting roped into teaching before going back to his place and doing what they usually did when they were alone together. He probably should have known that an average day was just a prelude to a truly weirdass day.

Right now however everything was calm and quiet and Diego was fast asleep with an arm and a leg flopped over Annie because being unconscious would not stop the cuddling.

[For two!]

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[knife_bender]

"I have no idea," Diego said. "And don't expect me to get answers because you saw how he is. He's an asshole."

[defenderofdesmoines]

"I still don't get why he's a little boy?" Annie added, like if she thought about it hard enough maybe she could come up with an answer. "But also he says he's, like, older than my parents?"

That was very confusing.

[knife_bender]

"Time travel," Diego said with a shrug, like that explained everything. "The last thing Dad said before Five ran off was that he was making a mistake messing with time travel. I bet that drives him nuts -- nothing is worse than when Dad is right about something."

[defenderofdesmoines]

Ugh, now Annie was stuck feeling a little bad for Five as well as Vanya, though at least they'd both done things to temper how bad she felt for either of them. Because that all really had to suck.

"...you don't think he's a new teacher at the school, do you?" Because she was just now catching up to the timing of all of this. "Oh, God, he might be a student."

Either one seemed kind of likely.

[knife_bender]

"I can't decide which option would be funnier." Both were pretty damn hilarious to him.

[defenderofdesmoines]

Ah, but the funniest option of all remained unrealized: that Five was, in fact, a student in Annie's class.

"This is a lot for before coffee," she sighed, rubbing her temple and glaring at the coffee maker.

[knife_bender]

"Yeah," he agreed. "We can get dressed and go eat somewhere?"

Somewhere Five couldn't find them, order half the restaurant and then make Diego pay for it.

[defenderofdesmoines]

"I was totally already going to try to talk you into waffles before that all happened," Annie admitted, gesturing to where Five had been. "And now I feel like, yes, syrup is going to be necessary to get through this day."

So yes, Diego, you would be taking her out to breakfast now, because holy shit, this morning.