"I have seen much worse matches," Frenchie agreed. Though not at Herogasm, because his friends did not love him, clearly. "And if I cannot talk either of them out of it, then I shall have to simply send them off as best I can."

With intoxicants.

"The bachelorette party, I am told," he added, "had jello shots."

Frenchie did not really understand how ubiquitous jello shots were in Fandom, thanks to Summer.