"I will be forever filled with jealousy that I was not there," Frenchie told him, all but despondent over this fact. (They were still at a party. He was holding it together.) "MM and Annie would not tell me anything, can you believe it?"

What, the guy who'd gotten covered in thrown loads and the woman who'd walked in on The Deep getting a beej from an octopus hadn't been super sharey about Herogasm? Weird.